Modern Marriage

THE E-MAIL

Dearest Dad,

I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out.  I'm in love with a man who is far away from me.

As you know, I'm in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,

and had long chats on Whatsapp.  He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.

My beloved Dad, I'd like your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.

Lots of love and thanks.

Your daughter, 

Lilly

THE RESPONSE

My Dear Lilly,

Like wow! Cool!

I suggest that you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal. 

And when you get fed up with your new husband, sell him on eBay.   

Love, 

Your Dad

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