Husband's Call !

"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but

 I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. 

Paula brought me to the hospital. 

They have checked me over and done 

some tests and some x-rays. 

The blow to my head was severe. 

Fortunately it did not cause any serious

 internal injury. However I have three broken ribs,

I have a compound fracture in the left leg, 

and they think they may have to amputate

 my right foot." 

Wife's Response: 

"Who is Paula?"

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