Great Questions

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

                 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

       

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? 

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 

      

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

                                      

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald  men?                      

                     

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?                       

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first  place?

REMEMBER, A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!

                 

And a day without sunshine is, like...........night!!!!

From: Kim Hoa Ba Ba