Some Very Good Jokes

 

Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away.

U gave me youth, u took it away.

U gave me a wife..........

Its been years now, just reminding u......

 

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)

 

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.

 

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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,

I am Married and already very Disturbed"

 

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Chanakya writes: (Indian Philosopher)

“If you want to be Happy with your husband,

Love him Less Understand more!

If you want to be Happy with your wife,

Love her More never try to Understand !

From: Minh Tong