Wednesday, November 21, 2018

What Is The Difference Between Wife And Girlfriend ?


*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*
At home  you *watch* TV, but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV.
But most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.
TV is (as good as) *free* for life.
But for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay* the services will be *terminated*
TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old*
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable*

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
But for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding*

TV has a *remote*
But MOBILE *doesn't*

Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen)
But with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not) !!!!😝

Last but not least....!
Yet TV s are superior because TVs don't have *viruses*
but MOBILEs often *do....!!!!* 😂
And MOBILEs can be easily *hacked* or *stolen*


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