Joke

A hiker is traveling through the mountains with two Native Americans when they begin approaching a cave. Upon seeing the cave, one of the natives runs up to the opening, cups his hands to his mouth and calls, “Whoop whoop!” Moments later, a woman’s voice calls back, “Whoop whoop!” upon which the native runs inside.

Curious, the hiker asks the other native what was happening, to which she replies, “This is our local marriage ritual. If someone calls, ‘Whoop whoop’ into a cave, then hears someone call, ‘Whoop whoop’ back, it means they have marriage on their mind.” The hiker muses on this with intrigue as they continue on their journey; presently, they come to another cave, which the other native runs up to and calls, “Whoop whoop!” Immediately, she hears a man’s voice call back, “Whoop whoop!” and happily runs inside.

As the hiker continues on alone, he presently comes to a huge cave. “Mercy,” he exclaims. “There must be a big beautiful woman in there waiting to get married!” Ever hopeful, he calls, “Whoop whoop!” Shortly, he hears back, “WHOOOOOOP WHOOOOOOP!” He gasps, “Oh, what a lovely voice!” The hiker then runs into the cave excitedly.

The headlines in the newspaper read, “Hiker run over by train.”

From: Nguyen Tich Lai