Put your wife in a room lock it
Put your dog in another room lock it!!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture say: "if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!
Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!