Nụ Cười Ăng-Lê

1)

Put your wife in a room lock it

Put your dog in another room lock it!!!   

Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

2)

Put your husband in a room lock it.

Put your dog in another room lock it !!!

Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!

3)

Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver.

Whenever you face a problem, see the picture say: "if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!

4)

If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad uncomfortable.

If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable happy.

(5)

A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…

“Miss” for first year “Stress” for rest of the life…"!!!!

(6)

Million Dollar Truth:

If Saturday and Sunday doesn't excite you, then change your Friends.

If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.

If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!

7)

Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.

Man inside: “I am talking to my wife”

8)

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..

She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

9)

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

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