Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Divorced Barbie

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday .  
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
- Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, and Skater Barbie, all of which cost $19.95 each.   And we also have Divorced Barbie, for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks:  
 'It's what?!   Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs and answers:   'Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain with Ken's balls on it'.

From: Peter Nguyen

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