STUPID questions people usually ask in
obvious situations.
"Hey ! What are you doing
here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for
the popcorn seller post?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on
local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
3. When I get woken up at midnight by a call:
Me: "Na ! I was doing
research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool
?"
4. When they see me with shorter hair:
"Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my
hair's shedding !"
5. When someone calls on land-line n asks:
Me: "I'm in market with a
telephone around my neck !!"
6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u
washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so
that it grows into a big bus.. 
Share if U wanna put a smile on
someone's face.. 
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