What Is The Difference Between Wife And Girlfriend ?

*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*

At home  you *watch* TV, but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV.

But most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) *free* for life.

But for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay* the services will be *terminated*

TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old*

But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable*

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*

But for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding*

TV has a *remote*

But MOBILE *doesn't*

Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen)

But with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not) !!!!😝

Last but not least....!

Yet TV s are superior because TVs don't have *viruses*

but MOBILEs often *do....!!!!* 😂

And MOBILEs can be easily *hacked* or *stolen*