Sunday, June 24, 2018


1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?​ 
​Stress is when wife is pregnant;​ 
​Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;​ 
​​Panic is when both are pregnant!​​😀😀😀 

​2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?​ 
​Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!​😀😀😀😀😀 

3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?​" 
​Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!​"😀😀😀😀😀 

​4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, 
​“Which book has helped you most in your life?”​ 
​The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”​😀😀😀😀😀 

5. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called,​ ​Husband the Master of the House?​ ​”Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”😀😀😀😀😀 

​6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?” 
​Old man : “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!​” 
7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.​ 
​Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!​😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 
​Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still...​ 😂😂😭😭💧💦 

From: Kim Hoa 

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