Monday, August 16, 2021

The New Secretary


Kevin gets a New Secretary.

 A few days later his wife learns of this this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious questions 

Emma (Kevin's wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?"

Kevin: “Didn’t quite notice." 

Emma: "What color are her eyes?"

 Kevin: “Haven’t had the time to check."

Emma: "What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon ?" Kevin: “Not a clue in the world."

Emma: "Does she have a local accent?”

 Kevin: “I barely spoke to her, so don’t know.

” Emma: "How does she dress?" 

Kevin: "Very quickly.” 

Kevin's funeral will be held on Tuesday. 

From: NTLai

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