Monday, May 23, 2022

Wife And Husband


Wife: How have you managed to get home so early today???

Husband: My boss lost temper with me and shouted..... 
"Go to the Hell". So I came home. 

Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so you can hold me every morning!!!
Husband: I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear, so I can have a 
NEW ONE every morning!!! 

A White Couple had a black Baby. 
The Husband doesn't believe that it's his Baby.
Husband: Why the Baby black???
Wife: You were hot, I was hot, the baby burnt!!! 

Wife: Honey, what are you looking for???
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour???
Husband: I was looking for the expired date!!! 

From: Giang Duc Nguyen

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