Husband Store

 

Did you hear about the new store that's opened in NY City?  It's called the Husband Store.

It's where you go to shop for a husband.  It has 6 floors; there are strictly enforced rules stating you can visit each floor only once.  You cannot go back or revisit a floor. 

You read the signage for what's available on each floor only when the elevator door opens on that floor.  That's when you must make your decision to exit or continue up.  At this point, you do not know what's on the next floor; but hopes are building.

Here are the signs as they appear on each floor:

Floor #1 - These men all have jobs.

Floor #2 - These men all have jobs and love kids.

Floor #3 - These men all have jobs, love kids and are very good looking.

Floor #4 - These men all have jobs, love kids, are very good looking, and will help with housework.

Floor #5 - These men all have jobs, love kids, are very good looking, will help with housework, and have a very strong romantic streak.     

Floor #6 - There are no men on this floor.  You are visitor #31,684,322.  This floor exists only to prove that women are really impossible to please.      

From: Kim Duncan