A New
York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to
his client.
"Saul,
I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The
art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's
hear the good news first."
The
lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that
she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will
bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million...
and
I think she could be right."
Saul
replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant
business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day.
Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
holy cow
From: tmg
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