Smart Kids

 

    TEACHER:  How old is your father?

    KID:          He is 6 years old.

    TEACHER:  What? How is this possible?

    KID:          He became a father only when I was born.

 
    Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds.
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     TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA:      Here it is.
    TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS:      Maria.
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     TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
    GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
     (I ❤️ this child)
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     TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD:   H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
    DONALD:   Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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     TEACHER:  Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.  Did you copy from him?
    CLYDE :     No sir, It's the same dog.
    (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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     TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?     

    HAROLD:    A teacher.

 

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