Today's Jokes

Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...

Ordered 2 drinks 

and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... 

Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...

The lawyers quietly looked at each other and

EXCHANGED their sandwiches continued their meals !!!

( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...

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MARWADI opened Sweets shop gave an advertisement...!

Helper required................

Qualification:-  Must have diabetes!

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JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?

MAN: My lord, I was going to 

my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.

JUDGE: Case dismissed

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