No Nursing Home for ME . . . . !!

I’m considering checking into the Holiday Inn . . . .

With the average cost for decent Nursing Home Care being $275.00 per day,  there's a better way to get old and feeble . . . .

I've already checked into the reservations at the Holiday Inn . . . 

For a combined "long term stay" discount and senior citizen discount . . . . it's ONLY $79.00 per night . .  

Breakfast is included, and some of the Inns have happy hours in the afternoon . . . . !! 

That leaves $196.00 a day for lunch, dinner & entertainment, in any restaurant . . . . 

They have room service, laundry, and special TV movie selections . . . . !!

Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer/dryer,  

Most of them supply free toothpaste, shampoo, soap, and even free combs and razors .

 $10 worth of tips a day , and you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you . . . . 

They treat you like a customer . . . NOT A PATIENT . . . !! (Way better than a nursing home.)

There's a city bus stop out front of the Inn, and seniors ride free . . . .

To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays, (free coffee and donuts) . . . 

For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there . . . . !! 

While you're at the airport, fly somewhere . .Otherwise, the cash keeps building up . !!

It takes months to get into a decent nursing home . . . . Holiday Inn will take your reservation today . . . . !!

Remember, you're not stuck in one place forever - you can move from Inn to Inn - or even from city to city . . . . !!

Do you want to see Hawaii . . . . (They have Holiday Inns there too) . . . . !!

Is the TV broken? - Is there a light bulb that needs to be changed ?- do you want to change your mattress ?. . . 

NO PROBLEM . . The Holiday Inn will fix everything, . . . 

and apologize for your inconvenience . . . . !!

The Inn has a night security person and daily room service . . . . 

The maid checks to see if you are O.K. . . . . 

If not, they'll call an ambulance or the undertaker . . . . !!

If you fall and break a hip, (Medicare will pay for the hip).

The Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life . . . . !!

Your family can visit anytime (there's alway room at the Inn) . . .  

They will always be glad to find you, and will probably check in for a few days, for their own mini vacation . . . . !!

The grand-kids can use the pool & the exercise room . What more could I ask for . . . ?

So, when I reach that golden age . . . . I'll face it with a grin . . . . !!

 AIDS WARNING . . . . !!

Senior citizens are the nation's leading carriers of AIDS . . . !! 

HEARING AIDS . . . . BAND-AIDS . . . .ROLAIDS . .  .WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS . . . . GOVERNMENT AIDS . . .. and most of all. ..

MONETARY AID FOR THEIR KIDS . . . . !!

I'm NOT forgetting about H. I. V.   . . . . (Hair Is Vanishing) . . . . !!

I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends . . . . I love to see you smile . . . . !!

From: Kim Hoa Ba Ba